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Marketing terminology to get the girl
By Ann Williams | May 13, 2008
This naughty (but oh so brilliant) ‘practical guide to some marketing terminology’ should tickle your funny-bone. It’s a must for all ‘blokes’ who want to… well, get the gorgeous girl!
You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,” - That’s Direct Marketing
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says “He’s fantastic in bed,”- That’s Advertising
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,” - That’s Telemarketing
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,” - That’s Public Relations
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,” - That’s Brand Recognition
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend - That’s a Sales Rep
Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you – That’s Tech Support
You’re on your way to a party when you realise that there could be gorgeous women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” - That’s Spam!
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